“Mommy - did Cow fart?”
“It wasn’t me! Pig farted!”
“Not true!..Went poo poo.”

Should come with Band-Aids
It’s hard to turn on the lamp
When made of thistles

Rats! TV is broke!
I wonder why TV broke!
Rats live inside it.

I have a problem
Losing cash card playing with pals
Poker table - gone

Changed my religion
Married to great Jewish girl!
חג המולד שמח!

An avid reader
Cancelled the print subscriptions
iPad for b-day!

What CAN’T you deep fry?!
Deep fat fried deep fat fryer
Fryer now broken

The egg will hatch soon
Baby born on b-ball courts
Little LeBron James

The Nike slogan.
“Just do it.” Well, I did it.
Broke my damn ankle.

Oh, cool man. Sweet, dude.
We can use this potting soil
To grow, you know, pot.